Celebs begin to calm down!

How scary is this picture?! Three girls who have completely gone off the rails all together!!Ahhhh!!

Well, it seems that gone are the days of the girls causing havoc and in have come these sensible figures.

Paris is besotted with her new love Benji Madden, Britney is concentrating on getting her career back on track and Lindsay is spending all her time with Samantha Ronson.

As the girls were always in trouble with the police in the past, they too seem quite happy that they are under control. One LA cop has said:

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

Tee Hee, think they are glad to get the Paparazzi off the street too!

Britney in sex tape rumours!!

Surely with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lauren Conrad having a naughty sex tape released you would think that the celebs would keep what goes on in the bedroom to themselves.

Can it really be that hard not to video you and your partner whilst having abit of hows your father?!

For Miss Britney Spears the answer is yes.

Her ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has apparently been trying to sell the tape, but has informed people that it isn’t all that interesting.

A source has said:

“The video starts with Britney undressing, She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky, but Britney wears a pink wig throughout”.

Some people don’t actually believe that the sex tapes exists and its all just a publicity stunt, what do you reckon?

Posh promotes dVb

Victoria Beckham is giving her clothes range dVb one last try in the hope that people actually buy it!!!

Whilst on her trip back to the UK, Victoria decided to promote her new range at London’s celebrity shopping hot spot Harrods.

Victoria looked fab in some tight grey jeans (although a tad on the long side) and a funky black top and quiff.

Whilst she was busy doing what she does best (posing!), around the corner at Selfridges was Paris Hilton, who was there to promote her new perfume “Can Can”.

Ooh i bet there was a little bit of rivalry there, wonder who got the most paps flocking round them?!!

10 useless celebrity facts

Everyone thinks they know EVERYTHING about their favourite celebrity, but other than knowing where they hang out and who they hang out with, did you know a completely useless fact about them?!

1. Matthew Perry is missing part of his finger on his right hand due to a door shutting accidentally.

2. Usher holds the Star Search record for the longest note as a child : 12.1 seconds.

3. Paris Hilton has whopping size 11 feet. WOAH!!!

4. Both Olsen twins had to wear false teeth during the later years of “Full House” because their smiles started to look different.

5. When he was little, Ben Affleck asked his mum for a dog, she tested him by making him walk an imaginary one for a week. He only lasted 5 days and didn’t end up getting a dog!!!

6. Madonna is related to Gwen Stefani AND Celine Dion (some people get all the luck!). Stefani’s great aunt’s mother in law shares the same last name as Madge and an ancestor of Madonna’s mother was married to a distant relative of Celine’s dad.

7. Actor Jack Black is the son to rocket scientists.

8. Mariah Carey was nicknamed “Mirage” in school because she never showed up to class.

9. Kill Bill star Uma Thurman enjoys nothing more than sitting down and knitting, she also loves glue gun projects?! Weird.

10. This one made me laugh the most, Jim Carey used to wear tap shoes to bed in case his mum and dad needed cheering up in the middle of the night?!

Do you know any useless celebrity facts? If you do, let me know!!

Not Another Guy Paris?!

Is it just me, or have you lost track of who Paris Hilton is hooking up with too??

I’m just getting bored of seeing pictures of her hanging off a different man’s arms every other week.

I don’t understand how she cant just keep hold of one?! or maybe its the fact they cant put up with her!! I can imagine that she is HARD work and very high maintenance.

The latest victim to be caught up in her web is no other than her former best friends, boyfriends, twin brother?! god, confusing!!!

She was apparently spotted looking all loved up with Benji Madden, twin brother of Joel Madden who is dating Nicole Ritchie.

I can imagine that with everything that has gone on with Nicole and Paris in the past, and the constant competing with each other, that Paris is just doing this to pee Nicole off.

I don’t think Nicole has anything to worry about, as with Paris’ track record he’ll be old news by next week.

Keep checking to see who the next culprit is!

Love G x