Michael Jackson’s Funeral Plans Confirmed

It has been reported today that the funeral of Michael Jackson is to take place at the Neverland Ranch, where the body will be on show for his fans to see for the very last time. Fans of Michael are due to line the streets in their thousands as the coffin makes its way from LA to Neverland.

A source close to the family has said:

“Michael always said Neverland kept him young. It seems fitting. The family want to give him a really special send off. They want to add a wow factor to the day and want Michael to look like a prince.”

There have even been rumours that Michael will be in a glass coffin which will be drawn by horses in a fairytale style carriage.

I’ll keep you updated on any more information I hear regarding the funeral.

Not another stag party!!

Celebrity marriages are generally a bit of a shambles. They never seem to last very long and it’s almost guaranteed that one member of the couple has already been married once before.

Look at Micheal Jackson for instance, he has been married twice. His first marriage to Lisa Marie Presley lasted 2 years and his second marriage to Debbie Rowe lasted 3 years. Maybe it just goes to show that having all the money in the world doesn’t mean your going to be happy and certainly can’t buy you love!

Britney Spears is another celeb who hasn’t been too lucky either. She was wed to her childhood friend Jason Alexander for a total of 55 minutes and then married Kevin Federline which lasted a measly 3 years.

In my opinion, your wedding day should be one of the best days of your life and should only happen once, with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I just feel sorry for the person that has to arrange the stag party or hen party for these celebrities who are getting married like its going out of fashion, by the third time they must be well and truly sick of it!

15 Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters!!

Not many celebrities out there haven’t been under the knife, some have been successful, others have been a complete disaster.

Below is a list of 15 celebs who have had a plastic surgery DISASTER!!!

15. Tara Reid – shoddy boob job and lipo which has made her stomach look like my grans!
14. Gary Busey – Veneers a horse would envy
13. Lil Kim – Over sized boobs, had work on her face and had her skin lightened, now looks like a rough slapper.
12. Janet Jackson – Boob Job, looks totally fake!
11. Jessica Simpson – Looked great before she had her lips done, now resembles a fish.
10. Tori Spelling – Boob job which are far, far too big for her body.
9. Hilary Duff - One word, TEETH!!
8. Lesley Ash - The funniest trout pout in the world.
7. Donatella Versace – Had her lips done and a face lift, now looks like a man in drag.
6. Vivica Fox – Bit of a disaster with the boob job, ended up having a massive dint in one of them.
5. Melanie Griffith – Face lift from hell, looked OK before too!!
4. Pete Burns – Need i say more?!
3. Jackie Stallone – if you saw celebrity big brother then you will know exactly why she appears on this list.
2. Jocelyn Wildenstein – puts me off plastic surgery for life, and my tea!
1. The ultimate in plastic surgery disasters must be Micheal Jackson, i cant believe what a mess he looks now, from his dodgy nose to his colour changing skin!

What is your view on the changing faces of the celebrities?