Celebrities visit Dubai resort

Who fancies a trip to the new Palm resort in Dubai?! me, me, me, me!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately for me though, ill probably never end up going there and if i do it will only ever be in my dreams. The Palm Resort is the most expensive hotel in the world and to celebrate the opening, A-List celebrities were invited to the £40million bash.

Kylie got to perform at the event and scooped a whopping £5million for just a 45 minute set! Wow, so much for the credit crunch!

Lindsay Lohan and her partner Samantha Ronson were there to pose for the camera’s, along with Lily Allen. Lilly Allen?!?! Surely she isn’t an A Lister is she?!?! Anyway, she arrived wearing £5million worth of Chopard jewellery.

The floating palm tree island cost a staggering £1.5billion to create, but Lily Allen didn’t seem all that impressed…

“It’s like a Posh Center Parcs”.

Lindsay and Sam want to adopt!

It looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are following in the footsteps of Brad and Ange and Madge and Guy, they are now wanting to adopt a child.

Yes, you heard me right, the lesbian duo have been speaking to Marie Claire and informing them of their plans for the future:

“At some point, I want to adopt a child. A child in need or a newborn from another country, I’m not sure. People can think what they want. I’m really happy and that’s all that matters. I’ve made the decision to move forward. So yeah, she (Samantha) is a great person”.

ooh, how exciting, wonder what they are going to call it? Do you reckon that Lindsay’s dad is going to have something to say about it?! I do!

Tragic plane crash injures stars

You may have heard about this on the news over the weekend but a plane crash in California has taken the life of four people.

Travis Barker who is Blink 182’s drummer and celebrity DJ, Adam Goldstein (Nicole Richie’s ex) were critically injured in the crash. Both men are being treated for serious burns but are expected to make full recoveries.

Unfortunately 4 lives were taken, this being Pilot and co pilot Sarah Lemmon and James Bland, and Travis’ security guard and personal assistant, Charles Still and Chris Baker.

Dr Fred Mullins has said:

“Since both Barker and Goldstein are in overall good health and didn’t suffer from any other crash-related complications, a full recovery is expected.”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have both left messages on their blogs -

Lindsay - “Please send your prayers out to Adam Goldstein and Travis Barker – along with the others lost in the plane crash … it’s so scary to think that life can end so fast … we must all treasure each and every moment – and be thankful for what we have.”

Samantha - “My good friend Adam was in a plane crash last night, he was lucky to survive but is still in the hospital being treated for burns (so I read). I don’t really know what to say, it’s such horrifying news, but I was hoping you guys would please send him your best wishes/prayers because I don’t really know what else to do.”

Official reports are saying the crash was due to a tyre blow out.

Celebs begin to calm down!

How scary is this picture?! Three girls who have completely gone off the rails all together!!Ahhhh!!

Well, it seems that gone are the days of the girls causing havoc and in have come these sensible figures.

Paris is besotted with her new love Benji Madden, Britney is concentrating on getting her career back on track and Lindsay is spending all her time with Samantha Ronson.

As the girls were always in trouble with the police in the past, they too seem quite happy that they are under control. One LA cop has said:

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

Tee Hee, think they are glad to get the Paparazzi off the street too!

Cover your ears - the Lohan is singing!!

Why is it that failed actresses always take that one last chance of fame and try and become a popstar?! e.g Hilary Duff.

The latest culprit is Lindsay Lohan, and yes, she did become famous for her acting, which hasnt really kept her busy has it!!!?

A track has been released on YouTube by Lohan and it apparently sounds like a Britney Spears B side, although I’m yet to torture my ears with it!!

The track is called “Bossy” and is a dance/electro tune - check it out!

I think Lindsay should just stick to the day job and leave the singing to the professionals….oh wait, forgot, she hasn’t actually got a day job has she!!