The Jordan and Peter saga continues..

After thinking that the whole Katie and Peter split was a set up publicity stunt, it appears that I was wrong. The couple are now talking about divorce and the split seems to be getting very serious. There have been reports that Peter has been seen with a Bollywood actress and Jordan has been seen with a mystery guy.

Jordan, who has apparently been on anti depressants for 4 years has now come off them and has said that she is in a happy place? Hmm, it was only the other day that the headlines read “I cant live without my Pete” and now she is happier than ever?!

‘I’m doing really well, focusing on the kids, my work, keeping fit and moving forward – after four years I’m no longer taking my anti-depressants. I’m in a really good place.’

Jordan is currently soaking up the sun in Ibiza whilst Pete is in Cyprus looking after the children.

Do you think the couple will ever get back together or do you think this celebrity romance is over for good?

Is Cheryl too thin to be an icon?

It seems that everybody loves Cheryl Cole. She has made it big on the X Factor and has married a Premiership football player, her life seems pretty damn dandy if you ask me.

One person who isn’t as obsessed as the rest of the population is feminist academic, Germaine Greer.

“There’s not enough of her, she’s too thin. A healthy girl is a fat-bottomed creature.”

During Gordon Ramsey’s cook Along Live, Germaine spoke out that she doesn’t think that Cheryl is the right size to be a feminist icon, she is far too skinny.

Cheryl isn’t the only person who Germaine has had an opinion on, she has also spoken her mind about Jordan.

“I think the girl’s a genius, except that I also think she’s destroying herself, and that’s not a pretty picture.”

Do you think that Cheryl Cole is too thin to be a role model to females?

I am…Sasha Fierce, claims Beyonce!

Celebrities have always got to do something bizarre to make them stand out from the rest and giving themselves an alternative or stage name seems to be becoming more popular.

There are quite a few celebrities that we know of that don’t use their real name, and here are just a few:

Jordan – Katie Price
Tom Cruise – Thomas Mapother
Whoopie Goldberg – Caryn Johnson
Elton John – Reginald Dwight
Demi Moore – Demetria Gene Guynes
Tina Turner – Anna Bullock

And the latest celebrity is Beyonce, who wants to know be known as Sasha Fierce!!

I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.

Apparently Beyonce Sasha has created this stage name to help her promote her new album.

What is your opinion on celebrities using different names for their ‘alter ego’?? And if you had to think of a stage name, what would it be??

Jordan ventures into bed linen, whats next?

Is she ever going to stop? It seems that Katie Price AKA Jordan is trying to venture into everything these days.

Children’s books, lingerie, hair products, the list go’s on.

Jordan’s most recent attempt is at Bed linen, yes you heard me right!

As predicted, the bed covers are covered in pink hearts and flowers, very Jordan-Esq.

The new designs were launched in Matalan the other day and look like they are going to be a massive hit (to anyone under the age of 10).

I don’t think the designs look too tacky, but whats your opinion on this?

Jordan, tell us something we don’t know!!

There is many a celeb who tries their hand at being an author, obviously they don’t write the book word for word but normally they have a lot of input in it and and get ‘help’ off other people.

One person who isn’t shy at admitting she had nothing to do with her books is Katie Price:

“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t, I don’t have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it, change it and then it goes away to be written. So I’m not going to sit here and say I write it word by word because I’d be lying. I actually say how I want the story and that’s how it happens.”

At least Katie is being honest, did she actually believe we would think she wrote it anyway?!?! Some people get it so easy!

Jordan to compete in the Olympics?!

Busty glamour model Katie Price AKA Jordan has basically conquered everything that she has ever attempted.

Modelling – tick!

Reality TV – tick!

Childrens Story Books – tick!

The list goes on….

Katie is now looking to compete in the Olympics for horse riding and this has been a massive interest of hers since she was young.

Her husband Peter Andre is apparently buying Katie a ‘Top Quality’ horse for her birthday in the hope that she will fulfill her dream to become a top dressage star.

Lets just hope that she purchases an extra supportive sports bra with them bad boys bouncing around!!!

Jordan & Peter Set To Release Another Album!

I have to admit, i am a secret fan of Jordan and Peter Andre. I enjoy watching their reality TV shows and they do always bring laughter to any chat show that they are on (whether the audience is laughing with them or at them is a different story!!)

The saying, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again” if definitely a moto they could both use for their singing careers though.

Lets start with Peter, OK i absolutely loved Mysterious Girl when i was about 10, but come on he was a one hit wonder and where has that buff body gone?!

Then there is Jordan, AKA Katie Price. Bless her, she tries so hard but one cant help but laugh at her Euro Vision Song Contest disaster where all i can think of is pink PVC…rank!!

The terrible twosome tried their best at releasing “A whole New World” which is probably a soundtrack to most peoples worst nightmares!!!

Peter has said:

“We’re going to do another duets album, because we managed to raise a lot of money for charity, so I think we should do it again, Some people may say ‘don’t!’ so for you, we’ll do an extra long album!”

At least the track is for a good cause, although i would rather give all the money i have to charity than have to listen to more of their wailing.

What do you think of this celebrity couple?