Celebrity Big Brother, coming to a screen near you in January!

I know that we have only just finished watching Big Brother 9, but it appears that rumours are already out there for who will be in Celebrity Big Brother in January.

Obviously we are going to be hit with  a bunch of Z listers who are on their last hope for stardom, probably the likes of Lisa Scott Lee, or maybe Jodie Marsh could have another go. Either way its going to be crap, like every year. It’s bad enough having to watch a house of people you don’t know but watching celebs who irritate the crap out of you before they even get on the show is just bad news.

Anyway, the rumours (which to me don’t sound like the truth) are that Lembit Opik, Mutya Buena and Whitney Houston are some of the stars that are going to sign up for the show. Please god don’t let them!!!!!

Why don’t they actually try putting people that we actually like in rather than the top 10 most annoying, useless celebrities of all time. Surely if they put respectable, fun loving idols in there, the celebrity version of the show would be more popular?! I guess the A listers would be too embarrassed to be filmed having a dump or being without their slap first thing in the morning!!

Who would you like to see on the line up this year?

Jodie goes wild with her tats!

I said Tats, as in tattoos, pervs! As if Jodie Marsh couldn’t get any worse, she has decided to have a vile tattoo of the legend that is Micheal Jackson on her arm.

As you can see from the picture, her body is slowly beginning to be covered in tattoos and none of them are even that nice, tacky springs to mind. With her scraggly peroxide hair and bad taste in fashion she is just one big mess!

Admittedly i love Jacko, but i certainly wouldn’t even think about getting a tattoo of him, especially when he hasn’t been around or successful for ages!!

What do you think of her new addition?

Goody is back!

It looks like we haven’t seen the back of gobby Jade Goody just yet!

No, dont worry, she isnt going to make another failed appearance on Big Brother, it’s worse! She is going to be starring in a programme called “Living With Jade Goody”.

It seems that all the failing celebs make a documentary on their depressing lives. Kerry Katona, Jodie Marsh, Callum Best and even Lyndsey Lohans mum are all attempting it!

I’m surprised anyone wants anything to do with her since the racist attack on fellow BB housemate Shilpa Shetty and the way she handled it with her vile mouth!

I dont think i will be tuning in to watch it, will you??

Peacock Pulls Out!!

Well, well well, who would of thought that the wedding of Jodie Marsh and Matt Peacock would be a shambles?………………….EVERYONE!!!

Matt has made a TV show purely about Jodie’s lies called “Peacock Pulls Out” which will be on MTV One this Sunday.

In the show, Matt reveals all about the whole faux-wedding saga, and even admits he now has a new glamour model girlfriend, Rhian Sugden.

He also admits that only about 30% of what we actually saw on the show was real life and the rest was all made up (never!!!!).

Matt is said to be digging out all the love letters that Ms Marsh sent to him to reveal more of the lies about their love life.

Its about time Jodie tasted a bit of her own medicine!

Go Matt, Go Matt.