Cover your ears, its Jessica Simpson Live!

Yikes, make sure that you have some tissues ready to wipe up the mess from your bleeding ears, Jessica Simpson has attempted to sing, LIVE!!!

We all know that when we hear pop stars belting out their latest track they are probably miming and i really, really wish that this was the case when Jessica performed on Dancing With The Stars.

Jessica was absolutely murdering the Robbie Williams classic Angels which she hasn’t sung in nearly 3 years and boy can you tell!

You’ll have to watch it right until the end to hear the terrible long note which is warbled from the depths of her stomach, it’s quite scary that she is classed as a “pop star”.

Check out the video below…

See what i mean?? How awful was that!!!!!! What do you think of it??

Gisele sets a trend….unfortunatly!!

Celebrities are always setting the trends in the fashion world and i have to admit that many years ago i bought a copy of the union jack dress that Geri wore at a Spice Girls concert to wear for a local disco!! (in my defence i was about 10!)

If Jessica Simpson is seen out in a gorgeous dress, then no doubt it will be in the window of Topshop the week after, which is great for us and helps us save the cash!!

BUT, we have to remember that just because a celebrity is wearing it, it doesnt mean we have to.

You may or may not of seen the photos of Gisele Bundchen modelling arseless white hotpants?! well she looks flippin ace and only she could get away with it, surely no one in their right mind would think about copying her?! would they?!?!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! COVER UP LUV!!

Now, this shows how NOT to do it!! How can she think that she actually looks good?

The lengths some people will go to try and copy the celebs hey!

Has Jennifer Aniston finally found love?!

Jennifer Aniston is certainly not lucky when it comes to love and i cant imagine seeing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showing off their growing number of children helps either!!

Although her relationships haven’t lasted that long as of late, she certainly doesn’t do badly, from Tate Donovan to Vince Vaughn she always gets the tasty ones!

Jennifer has now been spotted with Jessica Simpsons ex, John Mayer (phwoar!!)

The pair were spotted eating out in Miami and apparently looked very cosy together, on onlooker said:

“They were affectionate – definitely touchy feely. The room they ate in was almost empty. They both drank Bellini’s.”

Lets hope for Jen’s sake that this one is a keeper as he is top totty!!!

15 Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters!!

Not many celebrities out there haven’t been under the knife, some have been successful, others have been a complete disaster.

Below is a list of 15 celebs who have had a plastic surgery DISASTER!!!

15. Tara Reid – shoddy boob job and lipo which has made her stomach look like my grans!
14. Gary Busey – Veneers a horse would envy
13. Lil Kim – Over sized boobs, had work on her face and had her skin lightened, now looks like a rough slapper.
12. Janet Jackson – Boob Job, looks totally fake!
11. Jessica Simpson – Looked great before she had her lips done, now resembles a fish.
10. Tori Spelling – Boob job which are far, far too big for her body.
9. Hilary Duff - One word, TEETH!!
8. Lesley Ash - The funniest trout pout in the world.
7. Donatella Versace – Had her lips done and a face lift, now looks like a man in drag.
6. Vivica Fox – Bit of a disaster with the boob job, ended up having a massive dint in one of them.
5. Melanie Griffith – Face lift from hell, looked OK before too!!
4. Pete Burns – Need i say more?!
3. Jackie Stallone – if you saw celebrity big brother then you will know exactly why she appears on this list.
2. Jocelyn Wildenstein – puts me off plastic surgery for life, and my tea!
1. The ultimate in plastic surgery disasters must be Micheal Jackson, i cant believe what a mess he looks now, from his dodgy nose to his colour changing skin!

What is your view on the changing faces of the celebrities?