Not another stag party!!

Celebrity marriages are generally a bit of a shambles. They never seem to last very long and it’s almost guaranteed that one member of the couple has already been married once before.

Look at Micheal Jackson for instance, he has been married twice. His first marriage to Lisa Marie Presley lasted 2 years and his second marriage to Debbie Rowe lasted 3 years. Maybe it just goes to show that having all the money in the world doesn’t mean your going to be happy and certainly can’t buy you love!

Britney Spears is another celeb who hasn’t been too lucky either. She was wed to her childhood friend Jason Alexander for a total of 55 minutes and then married Kevin Federline which lasted a measly 3 years.

In my opinion, your wedding day should be one of the best days of your life and should only happen once, with the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

I just feel sorry for the person that has to arrange the stag party or hen party for these celebrities who are getting married like its going out of fashion, by the third time they must be well and truly sick of it!

Britney Spears is very demanding!!

Britney Spears is a very demanding lady indeed. On a recent trip to the Dorchester Hotel she demanded that a 8ft metal pole was fitted into her room. Her £1,100 a night room may I add! Apparently, Britney wants the pole fitted for exercise purposes for her Circus tour.

A source close to Britney has said:

“Britney has a huge fan base in the UK and really wants the show to be a hit – she’s adamant that her tummy will be ironing board-flat by the time she hits British shores. Pole dancing is an excellent cardio and fat-burning workout.”

Britney has also requested that Topshop stays open late for her and her dancers to have a mooch around.

Are you going to see Britney perform?

Who is the worlds sexiest woman?

According to a poll in men’s magazine FHM, the Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole has come up top and taken the crown as the worlds sexiest woman.

Cheryl has beaten the likes of Megan Fox and Britney Spears to the top spot.

FHM have said:

“The gorgeous Geordie has become Britain’s most wanted star. And it’s easy to see why. It’s like God himself decided her native Newcastle was looking a bit dowdy, and needed a beacon of angel-like beauty at its centre.”

Hm, think they are going a bit OTT there. If we all had thousands in the bank to spend on beauty products and treatments I’m sure we could brush up just as well.

It seems that Cheryl is looking to take over the world after talks of her furthering her solo career. Do you think she would leave the other members of Girls Aloud and if she did, do you think it would mean they couldn’t carry on?

Who do you think is the worlds sexiest woman?

Is Britney going back off the rails?

Everything seemed to be going well for Britney Spears, she got rid of all the skanky boyfriends that had been taking her a ride, she brought out a new album and is currently on tour.

Unfortunately, things seem to be going slightly downhill with her panic attacks returning. According to insiders close to Britney, they are claiming that her anti-psychosis medication isn’t working and she is feeling the mental pressure of touring.

Britney’s mental health team are working around the clock to try and balance out her medication in the hope that she doesn’t go completely off the rails.

An insider has said:

“Britney  has taken two steps forward and three steps back by going on tour – it could set her recovery back. Sometimes she seems in control, then she’ll turn into a childlike character who begs: “Daddy, I wanna go home and be on my own with my boys”.

Do you think that Britney has returned to work before she was well enough and is now going to suffer even more than the first time around?

I hope not, the come back of Britney Spears has been great!

Britney wishes Buddists “Happy Christmas”

Britney Spears really does make me laugh and the news that she wished an audience of Buddhists ‘Happy Christmas’ has made me laugh even more! I guess she was only trying to be nice and polite but she always manages to make a tit out of herself.

Britney was performing her hit song Womanizer on a Japanese TV when she made the mistake of saying Happy Christmas to an audience of non-Christian Buddhists and Shintoist’s.

Britney absolutely loved Japan though, especially the ‘tiny cars’.

“I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute. I enjoyed a walk in a botanical garden and got to see a Japanese wedding. Then I went shopping. We just visited the oldest Buddhist temple. It was so beautiful.”

Britney pulls out of her surprise MTV appearance

I was extremely excited to hear that the legend Miss Britney Spears was due to be doing a surprise appearance at the MTV European Music Awards in Liverpool this week. Unfortunately this is now no longer the case!

Yes, you heard me right, Britney has pulled out of her surprise appearance due to family commitments.

‘Britney is gutted but she has family commitments. Due to the ongoing court case involving her sons, Britney has to remain in the US to show she’s available for her kids as often as possible, and she has to be around this week!’

Booooo, i wanna see Britney performing!!!

Although we wont see her this time around there are rumours that she is going to be performing on the X Factor at the end of November, hurrah!!

Britney has a new single out on Monday but there could be a race to number one as other divas such as Beyonce, Leona and Christina are all releasing one on the same day!

Britney is BACK!!!

Hurrah, we have all wanted to see Brittaz back on form doing what she does best and now we are.

Britney is due to release her new album on 1st December ( i am secretly soooooooo excited about this!! )

The album named “Circus” is Britney’s 6th album and no doubt it will storm the charts like normal.

A trip to Lag Vegas is also being planned as Britney it reportedly planning a comeback performance on New Years Eve. The performance is meant to be filled with fireworks, burlesque dancers and lots of special effects to kick off her world tour nicely.

I can not physically wait to hear some of Britney’s new tracks, can you?!

Peaches Geldof ties the knot

Can you believe it? Peaches Geldof has gone and done a Britney Spears and got married to someone she hardly knows in Las Vegas.

Heat Magazine got to speak to a spokesman for Peaches, here is what he said:

“Peaches and Max Drummey are delighted to announce their very happy marriage. The couple tied the knot in a simple low-key ceremony in Las Vegas last week, whilst holidaying in America. Peaches first met Max, 23, a Harvard graduate in anthropology, 2 years ago. Max’s band, Chester French, played at the ITV iTunes festival, where Peaches was a co-presenter of the show. The acclaimed new Boston band were signed by Pharrell Williams to his label Star Track, a subsidiary of the giant Interscope Label. Their marriage has the full support of their family and friends. Peaches and Max did not want unnecessary publicity, but following growing media speculation, have decided to set out the facts. No further comment from either will be forthcoming.”

This Max guy wasn’t even on the scene last week and 19 year old Peaches was hooking up with Faris Badwan from the Horrors. Poor guy, i bet he doesn’t have a clue what is going on!!!!!

It seems that she not only left her “boyfriend” in the dark but also her family too. Her father Bob Geldof didn’t know anything about the marriage until 2 minutes before the ceremony was due to take place.

Blimey, its all going on in the world of Celebrities.

Britney to be a killer lesbian stripper!

Britney is definitely on the up! As well as coming back with her music career, she has also been hand picked by no other than Quentin Tarantino to star in one of his films.

The director, who has made hits such as Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction is keen for Britney to play the role of the killer lesbian stripper.

Quentin is remaking the 60’s cult movie, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and it is being described as “perfect Tarantino material”.

If Britney is to accept and take on the role, it will be something she isn’t used to, lets put it this way, playing a killer lesbian stripper is the complete opposite to singing to Hit me baby one more time!!!

As the character Varla, Britney will have to kill a man with her bare hands and also be involved in sex scenes, with another woman, oo-er!!!!!

“Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. He wanted to get Britney first as she’s playing the most important character.”

I’m so glad that Britney is turning her life around!!

Do you think she will make a good character in the Tarantino film?

Celebs begin to calm down!

How scary is this picture?! Three girls who have completely gone off the rails all together!!Ahhhh!!

Well, it seems that gone are the days of the girls causing havoc and in have come these sensible figures.

Paris is besotted with her new love Benji Madden, Britney is concentrating on getting her career back on track and Lindsay is spending all her time with Samantha Ronson.

As the girls were always in trouble with the police in the past, they too seem quite happy that they are under control. One LA cop has said:

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

Tee Hee, think they are glad to get the Paparazzi off the street too!

Next Page »