The life of VB

It must be nice to just start a new hobby whenever it takes your fancy. Imagine just having the time and the money to be able to take something up whenever you like.

When you’re Victoria Beckham though, this is a very definite reality and it looks as though salsa is her new ‘thing’.

Victoria went with David Beckham to watch Marc Anthony’s concert and stated afterwards that it inspired her to want to learn how to salsa.

How nice it must be to even have time to think about it; let alone carry out every whimsical idea and new hobby that you come across.

Cheryl Cole takes so much away from her Afghan trip

She sure knows how to milk a story for all it’s worth doesn’t she?

Cheryl Cole has recently got back from a trip to Afghanistan, where she met lots of soldiers and pranced about in uniform for a bit. But it was all to boost their morale and to take a serious look at the work they do, and definitely not a PR stunt, you understand.

So anyway, since all the photos of her holding guns and in uniform, she has now stated that she might possibly want to get it on with one of the soldiers she met out there. Excellent. And that’s what it’s all about isn’t it Cheryl? You clearly learnt so much and were so humbled by the risks they are taking and the huge responsibilities they have and that’s why you’re first thought is, which one would I like to see naked.

Peter Andre has a new girlfriend. Really

There are a lot of people who hate Pete’s embarrassing cheesy persona, but we actually find it quite endearing. Yes, he makes rubbish jokes and he’s one of those cheesy romantics that actually makes you cringe, but his heart’s in the right place. Isn’t it?

Anyway, this is all stuff that new girlfriend Kristina Macmillan clearly doesn’t mind, because she has promoted herself from official backing dancer from his tour, to girlfriend. Nice work. Probably won’t do the career too much damage either. That’s if you can put up with the crap jokes and cheesy singing.

Kerry loses a bit more work. Standard

Wow. Kerry Katona’s life just got a little bit worse. We’re always a little baffled as to why she’s managed to forge herself a career and earn (and then lose) millions of pounds. But every time we hear about her, we hear that she’s been dropped/dumped/told she’s rubbish…

It’s amazing really that she’s kept it all going this long, but she has. And no doubt, despite the fact that she’s just been dropped by ITV2 as well, she’ll keep it all going for a little longer.

She must have bloody good management to get away with all of this; they’re working against a very strong tide, but they keep on managing to get her work. What’s next though for a woman who can’t even manage to keep hold of a contract with Iceland?