Alex Reid worming his way into a bit of tabloid gossip

Imagine having Alex Reid fighting over you. Try not to hurl now; but imagine it. Well that’s not exactly what happened, but still.

So in the world of tacky, embarrassing celebs this is quite big news. So we thought we’d tell you, just in case muscle-y slightly sweaty men and pumped up boobs are your thing.

According to reports, one of the reasons that Chantelle Houghton and Rav Wilding split (our world was rocked) was because of Alex Reid being a bit of a perv.

It has been suggested that the reason they had that very public argument while picnicking in the park, was because Chantelle had been flirting with Alex Reid at a party.

It has been said that Alex walked Chantelle to her hotel room after said party, and they were even (allegedly) spotted in the hotel foyer together the next morning.

Ground breaking.

A message to Madonna

There are certain things that you have to stop doing when you’re 52. You should probably stop going out every Friday and Saturday night. You should probably stop going out with teenage boys. And if you are Madonna (niche audience, we know) you should just stop!

Stop it! Now! Seriously. On behalf of your eternally tortured and embarrassed children, just stop being so ridiculous. You can’t act as though you haven’t aged over the last thirty years, because you blatantly have; just take a look at those hands for a start!

We all know you’ve aged. We can all see. So stop desperately trying to clutch onto your youth because it’s bloody well miles behind you. Youth is so far away that even those disgustingly muscle-y arms can’t drag it back; so stop it.

What first attracted you to the multi-millionnaire, Katie Price?

Imagine not being able to understand a single word Katie Price said! You wouldn’t ever get irritated by her self obsession and you would never have to try and get your head round the ridiculously dense stuff that pours out of her face. Pure heaven.

But it’s not a dream for her so called boyfriend Leandro somebody, because he actually can’t understand English. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Katie’s latest relationship has lasted so long.

Although, there doesn’t seem to be any explanation as to why the sight of her hasn’t sent him running. Clearly chavvy, orange, leathery women are his thing. They best start shopping for ludicrously expensive, but ironically cheap-looking engagement rings then.

The Only Way is Essex? Really?

What are the career options when you’re a girl from Essex, who clearly didn’t shine at school and now spends most of her time in front of the mirror admiring the latest butchering performed by a dubiously qualified surgeon?
Reality TV you say? But it’s not quite reality is it? It’s kind of half fake and even more shit than reality TV. And what makes it more irritating than reality TV is that these ludicrous people are earning a lot more money than the majority of normal people who don’t feel the need to parade around in tiny dresses with a face full of collagen.

Get yourself a celebrity lifestyle

Sometimes it seems like some celebrities have the perfect life. I mean, what do they actually do to get their hands on all that cash that funds their glamorous existence?

As it seems unlikely that I will ever become a real celeb, I have decided to look for other ways to feel like a Hollywood star!

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