M&S Model tries to commit suicide!

Beautiful lingerie model, Noemie Lenoir has tried to commit suicide due to relationship problems. You will probably know Noemie best from the Marks and Spencer’s advert where she shows off her svelte figure whilst modelling the latest lingerie range. According to reports, Noemie is now recovering after taking a concoction of drugs and alcohol.

The whole thing has started due to her boyfriend being under police investigation for apparently taking part in an orgy with a load of young models. He apparently filmed the girls taking part in the sexual act and blackmailed them with it afterwards.

What an absolute fool! Noemie is absolutely stunning!! Can no guy out there keep it in their pants?? It seems not!

Call me Lord Sugar!

You would get beaten with a big stick if  Lord Alan Sugar heard you calling him by well known, apprentice name, “Sir Alan”. Apparently, he now wants to be knows as “Lord Sugar”.

New TV show, The Junior Apprentice kicks off tonight with loads of snotty teenagers, who aspire to one day, be just like the lord himself. Lord Sugar has said he isn’t going to be as tough on the junior apprentices but wont have anyone calling him “Al”, like a friendly teacher!

I actually really enjoyed the Apprentice, so will definitely be turning into BBC1 at 9pm tonight, to have a look at our future business tycoons!

Twitter wipes Celebrity followers

We all know that Celebrities love a good tweet on the social network site, Twitter. There are a number of celebs that are well known for their constant updates and posting of photo’s and I can’t imagine that were best pleased to see that all their followers had vanished last night due to a virus.

The people at Twitter were trying to fix another bug when they accidentally wiped off everyone’s followers and it caused havoc amongst it’s members. Celeb’s such as P Diddy and the guys from McFly tweeted about how their followers had gone down to zero.

However, fear not, the problem has been fixed and everything is back to normal!

Everyone fancies a bit of Cheryl Cole!

Everyone just seems to LOVE Cheryl Cole! Most guys (and it seems girls) would love to go on a date with her , hence her being voted the sexiest woman in the world!!

There has been lots of gossip hitting the headlines about Will.I.Am wanting to date Chezza, and it seems he isnt the only member of the Black Eyed Peas who has a crush. Yes that’s right, Fergie has been teasing Will saying she will bed the Cole long before he does. The pair have been teasing him since they became good friends whilst on tour, and Cheryl seems to find the whole thing pretty funny. Hmm, wonder which story would make better headlines???

Lindsay Lohan becomes a porn star

Lindsay Lohan has never really been taken seriously, especially when it comes to her acting career.  You would have thought after her go at the Parent Trap, that Lindsay was going to be big on the old movie front..we were wrong! Lindsay has been trying her best to show off her acting skills but I don’t think accepting the role of a famous porn star is really going put her back on track as a serious actress, do you?

Lindsay is going to be taking on the role of Linda Lovelace who came famous through the film “Deep Throat”, and will be acting out her life and her connection to the stud muffin that is Hugh Hefner. Do you think this role is going to do Lindsay’s career any good?