Ramsay jokes about his ‘affair’

I wrote a post the other day about Gordon Ramsay supposedly cheating on his wife with Sarah Symonds and it seems that Gordon has had a bit of a joke with it.

Whilst doing a BBC cookery demonstration in Birmingham, Gordon added in a few comments about the allegations.

“What a week I’ve had. My mum is in here tonight so I’m on my best behaviour, ooh la la. Oh, f*** it. I didn’t do it, mum, I love you.”

He even make a joke about a book that fellow cook Delia Smith had given him.

“She gave me a book on how to cheat. All I wanted to do was show her my recipes for spotted dick!”

it appears that Gordon is trying to laugh off the allegations, but what do you believe to be true?

Posh & Becks visit Broadway

Supporting your friends is extremely important and that is just what Victoria and David Beckham have done with Katie Holmes.

Katie, who is performing on Broadway, starred in the show ‘All My Sons’ and Victoria, David and Tom all went to watch.

Obviously being one of the most famous celebrity couples of all time, they caused quite a stir whilst making their way to the theatre. A photographer even fell off  her bike in the excitement..

Becks being the gent that he is. helped up the poor woman from being crushed by her bike.

The couple and their three children, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz all spent Thanksgiving Eve with TomKat.

Amy & Blake - It’s Over!

I was quite shocked to hear that Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have ended their relationship. Amy who was obviously besotted with Blake has told friends that they are set to end the 17 month marriage.

The rumors were sparked when Blake got released from Edmunds Hill Prison and taken to Rehab but Amy didn’t go to visit him.

Amy has told friends:

‘It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?’

It now appears that Amy has spoken to divorce lawyers.

The singer is currently at a private clinic after she suffered a reaction from her medication. HM, another one of those medication excuses hey! Sounds similar to a recent Kerry Katona incident.

Do you think that the split will make Amy get back on the road to recovery and back to performing great songs? Or do you think the split will make her go off the rails even more?

Robert Kilroy-Silk gets the boot!

It was time for the first person to be evicted from the Jungle last night and it was curtains for Robert Kilroy-Silk. Ant and Dec did their usual thing where they go round the group and say “..it’s not you” and relieve the eagerly awaiting celebrities. The two “…it might be you’s” went to Brian and Robert, with Robert becoming the first evictee.

Although Robert was a complete idiot when he first entered the jungle, things had begun to calm down and i didn’t expect him to be the first one to go. I would of thought either Nicola or David would of gone last night after their snide digs and arguments with one another.

Robert didn’t seem too unhappy too go and was glad to see his wife Jan again. According to Robert they even shared a “sexy kiss”, eeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!

After the departure of Robert it appeard that things weren’t all that hunkydory in camp and a few members wanted to follow him. Nicola asked to speak to the producers after claiming that she wanted to leave.

“I’m soaking and my neck is killing me. This isn’t fun anymore! I’m going home! How many times do I have to say I’m wet? No one gives a f*** about me!”

After a few words of wisdom from Martina, Nicola decided to stay. YOU CAN STOP ATTENTION SEEKING NOW!

So, who do you reckon is the next to go? And who would you like to see win?

My favourite to win is Joe and hopefully Nicola will be the next to get the boot, or even better, she might walk!

Jade comforts handcuffed Jack

The on-off boyfriend of Jade Goody was seen handcuffed and taken to court yesterday as he is facing assault charges and Jade who, bare in mind is cancer-stricken, supported him.

I don’t understand her? Why bother chasing after a thick yob who has been seen cheating on her and has a record of beating people up?

Jack, who is only 21, is already serving an 18 month sentence for battering a lad with a golf club and is now denying the claims that he has attacked a taxi driver.

An onlooker has said:

“Jade looked really ashen-faced and not well at all. She looked sad.”

Well, im not suprised really. She hasn’t exactly had the best life someone could have. Firstly she has a crazy ass mother who is a one armed lesbian, gets called a racist whislt on Celebrity Big Brother and now gets struck down with cervical cancer. I’m sure she is going to look on top of the world!

Gordon Ramsay denys affair revelation

Tut, tut, tut, someone should have kept it in his pants! Gordon Ramsay, the much loved (yet slightly scary) chef has apparently been cheating on his wife for 7 years!

38 year old Sarah Symonds is the lady who has apparently been bedded by Ramsay but has refused to comment on the allegations.

Sarah, who has written a book about a previous fling with Jeffrey Archer has advised women to “never date a poor married man” and “leave boring duties to a man’s wife”. Hmm, this lady seems like a serial cheater!!

Sorry, just let me back track a little bit there, JEFFREY ARCHER?!?! ewwwwwwwww, what was she thinking, well, money i suppose!

According to one newspaper, Gordon’s poor wife Tana, is apparently used to his roving eye and flirty ways.

“Sometimes Tana just doesn’t ask what Gordon is up to, even though she is aware about what goes on. She does not question him when she has become suspicious when rumours are flying.”

Friends of the couple have spoken out as to whether they think Gordon and Tana will stay together:

“They have a fulfilling life together, but Tana is no fool, She has her kids, her beautiful house and now her TV career, which, let’s face it, is off the back of her husband’s fame. There is no question that she won’t stand by Gordon.”

What would you do if this ever happened to you? Would you believe what people say or would you stand by your other half? Its certainly a tricky, sticky, situation!

Sienna rakes in £53k

Sienna Miller is due to receive £53k after suing Big Pictures UK Limited.

Sienna claimed that the company and founder, Darren Lyons breached her human rights. Big Pictures have agreed to pay her £53k, £37k of which is for damages, the rest for legal costs. The company have also vowed not to camp outside her home or pursue Sienna.

Mark Thomson, Sienna’s lawyer has said:

‘It’s not a binding court ruling but it may well encourage other celebrities and those followed in such a way to take action. We hope that people will back off my client as a result of this.’

This really winds me up, getting followed round my photographers comes with the job. People would kill to be in her shoes! I know i wouldn’t mind being followed round getting photographed all day.

The greedy bitch that she is decided to also sue The Sun and News of The World earlier this month, accepting a settlement of £35k.

What an absolute idiot, anything to make money though i suppose!

Is Cheryl too thin to be an icon?

It seems that everybody loves Cheryl Cole. She has made it big on the X Factor and has married a Premiership football player, her life seems pretty damn dandy if you ask me.

One person who isn’t as obsessed as the rest of the population is feminist academic, Germaine Greer.

“There’s not enough of her, she’s too thin. A healthy girl is a fat-bottomed creature.”

During Gordon Ramsey’s cook Along Live, Germaine spoke out that she doesn’t think that Cheryl is the right size to be a feminist icon, she is far too skinny.

Cheryl isn’t the only person who Germaine has had an opinion on, she has also spoken her mind about Jordan.

“I think the girl’s a genius, except that I also think she’s destroying herself, and that’s not a pretty picture.”

Do you think that Cheryl Cole is too thin to be a role model to females?

Celebrities visit Dubai resort

Who fancies a trip to the new Palm resort in Dubai?! me, me, me, me!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately for me though, ill probably never end up going there and if i do it will only ever be in my dreams. The Palm Resort is the most expensive hotel in the world and to celebrate the opening, A-List celebrities were invited to the £40million bash.

Kylie got to perform at the event and scooped a whopping £5million for just a 45 minute set! Wow, so much for the credit crunch!

Lindsay Lohan and her partner Samantha Ronson were there to pose for the camera’s, along with Lily Allen. Lilly Allen?!?! Surely she isn’t an A Lister is she?!?! Anyway, she arrived wearing £5million worth of Chopard jewellery.

The floating palm tree island cost a staggering £1.5billion to create, but Lily Allen didn’t seem all that impressed…

“It’s like a Posh Center Parcs”.

Ashlee Simpson gives birth to BMW!

After all the rumours that Ashlee Simpson has been giving birth last week, she finally has! It seems like she has been pregnant forever doesn’t it?! And i have to say, she looked absolutely gorgeous throughout it!

Ashlee and Pete had a little baby boy yesterday and have named him *drum roll*………………………

BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ!!!!! Mowgli?? Isn’t that the little monkey dude from the Jungle Book? I don’t think I’m feeling the name Bronx Mowgli, are you?

Why can’t celebrities just go with traditional names such as Catherine or James? They always have to go one step too far and go with something extreme don’t they!!

If you could choose the most extreme name for someone, what would it be??

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