Stop it! Now! Seriously. On behalf of your eternally tortured and embarrassed children, just stop being so ridiculous. You can’t act as though you haven’t aged over the last thirty years, because you blatantly have; just take a look at those hands for a start!

We all know you’ve aged. We can all see. So stop desperately trying to clutch onto your youth because it’s bloody well miles behind you. Youth is so far away that even those disgustingly muscle-y arms can’t drag it back; so stop it.

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As it seems unlikely that I will ever become a real celeb, I have decided to look for other ways to feel like a Hollywood star!

Now, to get a lifestyle to rival that of the celebrities, you need to go and take a look at Bingo Hollywood.
Designed for those of us looking for a bit of extra glitz, Bingo Hollywood has great games, big jackpots and it even has live Hollywood gossip every Friday night in April at 7.30pm, which is definitely not to be missed.

They have loads of promotions and give-aways, but I have been really impressed too by some of the huge jackpots:

The biggest guaranteed prize is up for grabs on the last Friday of the month at 8pm, and is a whopping £5000!

Every Saturday is the 1000 Star game with a £1000 prize, and the Tinsel Town game (every day) offers between £50 and £1000.

So, it you’re looking for way to finance your budding celeb lifestyle, head to ohmybingo.com web site for more information!

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Despite it being a clothing range, the sexy fivesome feature in a nearly-naked promo photo for it, in which they reveal an impressive range of abs and pecs (the latter belonging to the boys, of course). However, the 2KX brand does also have an underwear line, so maybe it isn’t simply an excuse to show off.

The origins of the name 2KX are quite complicated to explain, but here goes. 2K is the term for the year 2000 and X is the Roman numeral for 10, so the fashion line is named after the year 2010, which is when it was first conceived.

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The majority of clothes that the celebrities are wearing can be found on high street rails soon after they hit the catwalks and are normally at a bargain price.

From copying Victoria Beckham in her tight tailored dresses to copying Cameron Diaz in her more relaxed beach look is easy. Rip a page out of a magazine and take it along to the shops with you. If you like Cameron’s cool surfer shorts, then check out places that stock Quicksilver Clothing. If you want to look more like Victoria, then head to shops such as Zara or Reiss.

Looking like your fave celeb is easier than it ever has been and with the sales on at the moment, what a better time to buy! Once you have your new outfit it wont be long before you will be dodging the paparazzi after being mistaken for the real thing!

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Take Katie Price for example, her skin is always pretty much flawless. She falls through the door at 4 in the morning after a drunken night out, and wakes up only a couple of hours later looking fabulous for a photo shoot! It’s just not fair! I’m guessing the amount of work and botox she has had gives her a slight advantage to us ‘normal’ girls though!

Sarah Harding is another celebrity who always looks stunning despite being a bit of a party girl. I know that they have make-up artists on hand to get rid of any unsightly blemishes and spots and no doubt have every photo airbrushed, but even when they get photographed in the streets they still look great. They could be pictured in a black bin bag and their skin would still look amazing.

I have tried using a number of creams but nothing seems to give me that ‘celebrity glow’. Friends of mine and a number of celebrities all swear by Jan Marini products. Jan Marini offers products such as eye creams, cleansing gel and hair shampoo and conditioner. I think I may need to invest in some so that I too can look like I’ve just stepped out of a salon.

Do you know of any celebrity secrets on how we can all have that airbrushed look? If so, make sure you let us know!

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‘I don’t ask her for fashion tips or anything. When we’re together we’re just friends.’

Kate Moss’s range at Top Shop is superb. I can’t resist a new purchase every time I’m in town and it’s such amazing value for money. In my opinion, Kelly could do a lot worse than get advice off one of the biggest fashion icons of our time.

Who do you think has the best sense of style – Kate or Kelly?

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I couldn’t help but laugh at some parts of it, especially when one woman tries to hide as an elephant by putting a pair of tights over her head. You don’t get to see Victoria much in the advert, but you do get the odd glimpse as she plays a hide and seek type game with the other women.

Her dresses launch today but i’m guessing that they will be well out of my price range. I’ll just have to dribble over pictures of them instead!

What do you make of the advert? And more to the point, what do you make of the outfits?

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One person who isn’t as obsessed as the rest of the population is feminist academic, Germaine Greer.

“There’s not enough of her, she’s too thin. A healthy girl is a fat-bottomed creature.”

During Gordon Ramsey’s cook Along Live, Germaine spoke out that she doesn’t think that Cheryl is the right size to be a feminist icon, she is far too skinny.

Cheryl isn’t the only person who Germaine has had an opinion on, she has also spoken her mind about Jordan.

“I think the girl’s a genius, except that I also think she’s destroying herself, and that’s not a pretty picture.”

Do you think that Cheryl Cole is too thin to be a role model to females?

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Erm, excuse me, wasn’t it only the other day that Mischa appeared on the “what not to wear” pages of magazine for this horrific ensemble..

Anyway, Mischa has said:

“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish, I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

BITCH FIGHT! I certainly think that Mischa needs to have another long, hard look at her wardrobe before she starts slagging off style queen Posh!

Who do you think has a better sense of style?!

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Well, when you split up with someone, the worst thing that can happen is you see them prancing around with another guy looking absolutely stunning. Minus the guy and add sexy lingerie and this is Mark’s ex..

OUCH! you would be gutted wouldn’t you. Daisy looks amazing whilst she is modelling for lingerie line Agent Provocateur.

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