A message to Madonna

There are certain things that you have to stop doing when you’re 52. You should probably stop going out every Friday and Saturday night. You should probably stop going out with teenage boys. And if you are Madonna (niche audience, we know) you should just stop!

Stop it! Now! Seriously. On behalf of your eternally tortured and embarrassed children, just stop being so ridiculous. You can’t act as though you haven’t aged over the last thirty years, because you blatantly have; just take a look at those hands for a start!

We all know you’ve aged. We can all see. So stop desperately trying to clutch onto your youth because it’s bloody well miles behind you. Youth is so far away that even those disgustingly muscle-y arms can’t drag it back; so stop it.

Get yourself a celebrity lifestyle

Sometimes it seems like some celebrities have the perfect life. I mean, what do they actually do to get their hands on all that cash that funds their glamorous existence?

As it seems unlikely that I will ever become a real celeb, I have decided to look for other ways to feel like a Hollywood star!

Now, to get a lifestyle to rival that of the celebrities, you need to go and take a look at Bingo Hollywood.
Designed for those of us looking for a bit of extra glitz, Bingo Hollywood has great games, big jackpots and it even has live Hollywood gossip every Friday night in April at 7.30pm, which is definitely not to be missed.

They have loads of promotions and give-aways, but I have been really impressed too by some of the huge jackpots:

The biggest guaranteed prize is up for grabs on the last Friday of the month at 8pm, and is a whopping £5000!

Every Saturday is the 1000 Star game with a £1000 prize, and the Tinsel Town game (every day) offers between £50 and £1000.

So, it you’re looking for way to finance your budding celeb lifestyle, head to ohmybingo.com web site for more information!

Alexandra Burke and JLS launch joint fashion range

X Factor graduates Alaexandra Burke and boy band JLS have teamed up to launch a new fashion range called 2KX.

Despite it being a clothing range, the sexy fivesome feature in a nearly-naked promo photo for it, in which they reveal an impressive range of abs and pecs (the latter belonging to the boys, of course). However, the 2KX brand does also have an underwear line, so maybe it isn’t simply an excuse to show off.

The origins of the name 2KX are quite complicated to explain, but here goes. 2K is the term for the year 2000 and X is the Roman numeral for 10, so the fashion line is named after the year 2010, which is when it was first conceived.

Look like a celebrity!

Are you like me? Do you sit at home reading the latest celebrity magazine wishing that one day, you too could look like one of the celeb’s that faces take over the pages? Blemish free faces and the most up to date fashion is what many of us long for and getting this look isn’t that hard!

The majority of clothes that the celebrities are wearing can be found on high street rails soon after they hit the catwalks and are normally at a bargain price.

From copying Victoria Beckham in her tight tailored dresses to copying Cameron Diaz in her more relaxed beach look is easy. Rip a page out of a magazine and take it along to the shops with you. If you like Cameron’s cool surfer shorts, then check out places that stock Quicksilver Clothing. If you want to look more like Victoria, then head to shops such as Zara or Reiss.

Looking like your fave celeb is easier than it ever has been and with the sales on at the moment, what a better time to buy! Once you have your new outfit it wont be long before you will be dodging the paparazzi after being mistaken for the real thing!

I want that Celebrity look!

I’ve always wondered how Celebrities skin looks pristine even when they have been up at the crack of dawn and had their makeup re-applied about 3 times during the day?!

Take Katie Price for example, her skin is always pretty much flawless. She falls through the door at 4 in the morning after a drunken night out, and wakes up only a couple of hours later looking fabulous for a photo shoot! It’s just not fair! I’m guessing the amount of work and botox she has had gives her a slight advantage to us ‘normal’ girls though!

Sarah Harding is another celebrity who always looks stunning despite being a bit of a party girl. I know that they have make-up artists on hand to get rid of any unsightly blemishes and spots and no doubt have every photo airbrushed, but even when they get photographed in the streets they still look great. They could be pictured in a black bin bag and their skin would still look amazing.

I have tried using a number of creams but nothing seems to give me that ‘celebrity glow’. Friends of mine and a number of celebrities all swear by Jan Marini products. Jan Marini offers products such as eye creams, cleansing gel and hair shampoo and conditioner. I think I may need to invest in some so that I too can look like I’ve just stepped out of a salon.

Do you know of any celebrity secrets on how we can all have that airbrushed look? If so, make sure you let us know!

Kate Vs Kelly in the Fashion Battle

So, Kelly Osbourne has spoken out recently about her friendship with fellow celebrity Kate Moss. What an unlikely pairing! Apparently, Kelly doesn’t get any fashion advice off her pal – I think she should!!

‘I don’t ask her for fashion tips or anything. When we’re together we’re just friends.’

Kate Moss’s range at Top Shop is superb. I can’t resist a new purchase every time I’m in town and it’s such amazing value for money. In my opinion, Kelly could do a lot worse than get advice off one of the biggest fashion icons of our time.

Who do you think has the best sense of style – Kate or Kelly?

Weird Victoria Beckham advert

I absolutely love Victoria Beckham and it seems that she is wanting to be taking seriously in the fashion world by releasing this rather arty video to promote her new range of dresses.

I couldn’t help but laugh at some parts of it, especially when one woman tries to hide as an elephant by putting a pair of tights over her head. You don’t get to see Victoria much in the advert, but you do get the odd glimpse as she plays a hide and seek type game with the other women.

Her dresses launch today but i’m guessing that they will be well out of my price range. I’ll just have to dribble over pictures of them instead!

What do you make of the advert? And more to the point, what do you make of the outfits?

Is Cheryl too thin to be an icon?

It seems that everybody loves Cheryl Cole. She has made it big on the X Factor and has married a Premiership football player, her life seems pretty damn dandy if you ask me.

One person who isn’t as obsessed as the rest of the population is feminist academic, Germaine Greer.

“There’s not enough of her, she’s too thin. A healthy girl is a fat-bottomed creature.”

During Gordon Ramsey’s cook Along Live, Germaine spoke out that she doesn’t think that Cheryl is the right size to be a feminist icon, she is far too skinny.

Cheryl isn’t the only person who Germaine has had an opinion on, she has also spoken her mind about Jordan.

“I think the girl’s a genius, except that I also think she’s destroying herself, and that’s not a pretty picture.”

Do you think that Cheryl Cole is too thin to be a role model to females?

Mischa slags off Victoria!

Mischa Barton has reportedly slagged off Victoria Beckham saying she isn’t actually all that stylish!

Erm, excuse me, wasn’t it only the other day that Mischa appeared on the “what not to wear” pages of magazine for this horrific ensemble..

Anyway, Mischa has said:

“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish, I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

BITCH FIGHT! I certainly think that Mischa needs to have another long, hard look at her wardrobe before she starts slagging off style queen Posh!

Who do you think has a better sense of style?!

Mark Ronson must be gutted!

We all know that Daisy Lowe and Mark Ronson have split and pictures are already out and about of Mark and his new lover Tennessee Thomas. Hm this must be a bit of a rebound thing because she certainly ain’t has hot as Daisy, check out the specs, Deirdre Barlow should of put a copy write on her image!!!!!

Well, when you split up with someone, the worst thing that can happen is you see them prancing around with another guy looking absolutely stunning. Minus the guy and add sexy lingerie and this is Mark’s ex..

OUCH! you would be gutted wouldn’t you. Daisy looks amazing whilst she is modelling for lingerie line Agent Provocateur.

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