M&S Model tries to commit suicide!

Beautiful lingerie model, Noemie Lenoir has tried to commit suicide due to relationship problems. You will probably know Noemie best from the Marks and Spencer’s advert where she shows off her svelte figure whilst modelling the latest lingerie range. According to reports, Noemie is now recovering after taking a concoction of drugs and alcohol.

The whole thing has started due to her boyfriend being under police investigation for apparently taking part in an orgy with a load of young models. He apparently filmed the girls taking part in the sexual act and blackmailed them with it afterwards.

What an absolute fool! Noemie is absolutely stunning!! Can no guy out there keep it in their pants?? It seems not!

Call me Lord Sugar!

You would get beaten with a big stick if  Lord Alan Sugar heard you calling him by well known, apprentice name, “Sir Alan”. Apparently, he now wants to be knows as “Lord Sugar”.

New TV show, The Junior Apprentice kicks off tonight with loads of snotty teenagers, who aspire to one day, be just like the lord himself. Lord Sugar has said he isn’t going to be as tough on the junior apprentices but wont have anyone calling him “Al”, like a friendly teacher!

I actually really enjoyed the Apprentice, so will definitely be turning into BBC1 at 9pm tonight, to have a look at our future business tycoons!

Twitter wipes Celebrity followers

We all know that Celebrities love a good tweet on the social network site, Twitter. There are a number of celebs that are well known for their constant updates and posting of photo’s and I can’t imagine that were best pleased to see that all their followers had vanished last night due to a virus.

The people at Twitter were trying to fix another bug when they accidentally wiped off everyone’s followers and it caused havoc amongst it’s members. Celeb’s such as P Diddy and the guys from McFly tweeted about how their followers had gone down to zero.

However, fear not, the problem has been fixed and everything is back to normal!

Everyone fancies a bit of Cheryl Cole!

Everyone just seems to LOVE Cheryl Cole! Most guys (and it seems girls) would love to go on a date with her , hence her being voted the sexiest woman in the world!!

There has been lots of gossip hitting the headlines about Will.I.Am wanting to date Chezza, and it seems he isnt the only member of the Black Eyed Peas who has a crush. Yes that’s right, Fergie has been teasing Will saying she will bed the Cole long before he does. The pair have been teasing him since they became good friends whilst on tour, and Cheryl seems to find the whole thing pretty funny. Hmm, wonder which story would make better headlines???

Lindsay Lohan becomes a porn star

Lindsay Lohan has never really been taken seriously, especially when it comes to her acting career.  You would have thought after her go at the Parent Trap, that Lindsay was going to be big on the old movie front..we were wrong! Lindsay has been trying her best to show off her acting skills but I don’t think accepting the role of a famous porn star is really going put her back on track as a serious actress, do you?

Lindsay is going to be taking on the role of Linda Lovelace who came famous through the film “Deep Throat”, and will be acting out her life and her connection to the stud muffin that is Hugh Hefner. Do you think this role is going to do Lindsay’s career any good?

Is Ange preggers again??

Is Angelina Jolie ever going to stop having kids?! According to reports, Ange has been suffering from morning sickness and looking pale whilst filming on the set of new movie, The Tourist. If rumors are true, this will be Angelina’s fourth biological child.

A source close to Ange has said:

“It’s all anyone is talking about. No one can believe she’s pregnant again, but the signs seem impossible to ignore. She is pale and looks a little weak. The crew have been rushing around to find a chair for her to sit on in between takes after a long day standing”

I’m sure if I had be standing all day, I too would need a chair and probably feel sick! Maybe she is just tired, I cant imagine filming is all that relaxing.

If true, this will be Brad and Angelina’s seventh child.

!!Jack Tweed in Rape claim!!

Jack Tweed seems to always be in the headlines…for the wrong reasons! Most of the times it involves him and the ladies, and this time, it’s no different!

According to reports, Jack raped a 19 year old girl last September, whilst his mate, Anthony Davis, stood by and egged him on. Anthony held the bedroom door closed whilst telling him to “do what you have got to do”. The pair had taken the girl home after a night out in London and tried to get her to agree to a threesome.

Obviously, Jack has denied the two counts of rape, along with Anthony who denies one count of the same charge.

Personally, Jack Tweed disgusts me!! He is constantly the court room and can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Lock him up and throw away the god damn key!

Never teach your Mrs to drive!

There is only one rule when learning how to drive; never let any member of your family teach you!! In fact, don’t even let them in the car until you have passed and the L plates have been ditched. I remember when I was learning to drive, my Dad decided he would take me out, BAD decision. He was screaming at me, telling me I was too close to the curb, even though I was miles away and he was constantly telling me I was doing everything wrong. Bad times! Don’t even get me started on the problems with the 3 point turn!

Anyway, the latest Celebrity to get behind the wheel is the gorgeous Beyonce. Her husband, Jay Z,  has taken it upon himself to teach her and has been taking her out on the busy roads of New York city. Not quite your quiet back street where you can mirror, signal, manoeuvre is it?!

As expected, Beyonce is already eying up her first car, wonder what she will go for, the Fiat Punto, Renault Clio or Bentley? Hmm, it’s a tough one!

Celebrity couples part ways

It’s always a sad time when you and your partner decide that things are just not working out! It must be even harder when you are in the public eye and you don’t have the opportunity, privacy or time to get over it. The most recent celeb couples to split are Lenny Henry and Dawn French and also Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy.

Lenny and Dawn have been together for 25 years, but have decided to call it a day. Lenny admitted to cheating on Dawn back in 1999 and apparently, things have never been the same since. To be honest, getting back with someone who cheated on you is a mistake from the start!! However, the split was amicable and although they are both said to be ’sad’, it seems to be for the best!

Jim and Jenny have also announced their split, through Twitter of all places. The couple who were together 5 years, decided to update their Twitter accounts with the news that their relationship was over..

“Jenny and I have just ended our 5 year relationship. I’m grateful for the many blessings we have shared”.

What is with all the relationship breakups recently???! Makes me happy to be single!

Katie Price talks about death

Attention seeking whore Katie Price has been speaking out about how she wanted to die when her ex husband, Peter Andre, threatened to end their marriage. Katie apparently said that she had suicidal thoughts as she suffered from depression and has often thought that she was going to die young.

“Thinking I didn’t have Pete any more, I was distraught and desperate. What am I going to do? I’ve ruined everything. I seriously thought, shall I just end it now?”

Katie has mentioned that she decided to wed her new husband, Alex Reid, so quickly because she thinks she wont live long…I bet Alex was happy about that! Katie seems to think that she is going to die in a car crash, Princess Diana style and is living every day to the full.

What is your opinion on all of this?

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