Britney to be a killer lesbian stripper!

Britney is definitely on the up! As well as coming back with her music career, she has also been hand picked by no other than Quentin Tarantino to star in one of his films.

The director, who has made hits such as Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction is keen for Britney to play the role of the killer lesbian stripper.

Quentin is remaking the 60’s cult movie, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and it is being described as “perfect Tarantino material”.

If Britney is to accept and take on the role, it will be something she isn’t used to, lets put it this way, playing a killer lesbian stripper is the complete opposite to singing to Hit me baby one more time!!!

As the character Varla, Britney will have to kill a man with her bare hands and also be involved in sex scenes, with another woman, oo-er!!!!!

“Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. He wanted to get Britney first as she’s playing the most important character.”

I’m so glad that Britney is turning her life around!!

Do you think she will make a good character in the Tarantino film?

Yeh, my new neighbour is Johnny Depp!!!

I’ve heard some very exciting news, that the amazing film star that is Johnny Depp has been looking for a new pad in England!!! Whoop!

The star has been looking for houses in the Norfolk area and has apparently set his eyes on “Claxton Manor” which is a £5.5million Elizabethan mansion

The massive house contains eight bedrooms and six bathrooms, maybe as there is so much room i could help him pay the rent and move in with him?!?!?!?! or not!

Johnny seems to be settling into the English lifestyle quite well, as he has already been spotted eating in local restaurants and drinking in local pubs and has even given some signed photo’s to the Brownies in the area. Cute!

Right well I’m off to pack my bags, I’m relocating to Norfolk! Cya!

Batman to sink the Titanic?

The talking point of every movie mad persons lips at the moment is Batman.

The Dark Knight has obliterated box office records and in under 10 days it has crossed the £300 million mark.

Could this film be making movie history and taking over Titanic to be the highest grossing film in US history?!

Back in 1997, Titanic made $600,788,188 and no other film has even touched this amount.

I’m yet to see the film and I’m definitely going to watch it, i cant miss out on one of the best films in 10 years!

Look out James Cameron, the Titanic may be on its way to the bottom of the ocean again if Batman has anything to do with it!!

Batman Premieres with endless praise for Heath!

The new Batman Movie, The Dark Knight was premiered last night and the critics seemed extremely impressed with Heath Ledger.

Heath played the part of the Joker in the film, and reports are saying that he even out did Jack Nicholson, who has famously played the Joker before.

One report has said:

“Ledger had obviously gained the confidence to become a Hollywood A-lister. The re-appearance of Batman’s most charismatic nemesis was always going to be a big deal. Ledger has given us a fuller Joker than Nicholson’s and he deserves all the talk of a Best Supporting Actor Oscar Nomination.”

Heath impressed critics that much that there is even talk that he deserved a posthumous Oscar.

Sadly, Heath died of a drugs overdose after the film was made.

Another sex tape revealed…

I know i have already ranted on about celebs and sex tapes and why the hell they can’t keep their dirty antics for their eyes only, but, i had to let you know about this one!! And before you ask, no, its not one of the big brother girls!!!

The latest culprit isn’t someone who would come to mind when you think ’sex tape’, go on have a guess….

Well, its no other than mini me, yes that’s right Verne Troyer, and this time it isn’t only the laser he is humping!

The Austin Powers star’s new vid is apparently being hawked for up to nearly $100,000!!!

Cant say it would be one for my collection and if i had that much money, i would pay for the damn thing never to be shown….ever!!!!!

Sienna goes brunette

Gone are the days of Sienna’s trademark golden locks and in comes the vampy brunette!

Don’t go running down to Superdrug to buy your dark hair dye just yet though, Sienna has only dyed her hair for her big role in GI Joe.

Sienna is playing the part of The Baroness and is having to beef up at the gym so her body fits the part.

I quite like Sienna with dark hair, what do you think??

Cameron makes the red carpet

Grieving Cameron Diaz has braved the red carpet just two weeks after the sudden death of her father Emilio.

Starring in the film ‘What Happen In Vegas’ alongside Ashton Kutcher, Cameron looked stunning in a red dress and a big smile.

Good to see that Cameron is back with avengence ans sporting a smile.

Wesley Snipes - 3 years in jail! Ouch!

The Hollywood actor Wesley Snipes, famous for his roles in films such as Blade and Demolition Man has been sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion.

It has been reported that Snipes has dodged more than £7.5million in income tax from the beginning of his career and now the IRS have finally caught up with him.

Friends and family have been pleading and appealing to the court, including his good friend Denzel Washington.

“Wesley is like a mighty oak tree. I have been protected by his presence”.

The pleas however went unnoticed and Denzel has been told to report to a prison near his home in New Jersey at a later date. Yikes!

Dirty Dancing Star Diagnosed With Cancer

Like most girls i am a Dirty Dancing fanatic and cant help trying to recreate the famous lift with friends whenever i here the song “time of my life”, the majority of the time failing, badly!!

Although the film hit the big screen in 1987 it  still has enduring appeal two whole decades later!!

Unfortunatly, and i am very sad to hear, actor Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, even with this news and undergoing treatment, he is still managing to keep up with his filming schedule. (Go Swayze!!)

Patrick who has starred in numerous films like Ghost and Donnie Darko, was diagnosed with cancer more than a month ago but does appear to be responding well to the treatment.

Fear not Swayze fans, apparently he is working on two films which are due to be realeased at some point this year!

Bond Star Set To Wed

If you had dreams of marrying James Bond star Daniel Craig, then i’d start building a bridge and get yourself over it because it AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

Daniel has got engaged to his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell, and to shatter your dreams even more he has given her a Cartier ring with a huge diamond solitaire.

Daniel met his fiancee on the set of The Jacket, and although their relationship has been on the rocks for a while, it is now stronger than ever.

Damn you Mitchell, DAMN YOU!!

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